December 6th Humor
* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”
@ A man walked into a pub in Ocala, Florida with a large alligator on a leash. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender, “Do you serve IRS agents here?” “Sure do,” replied the barkeep. The stranger said, “Good, I will have a Budweiser and the gator’ll have an IRS agent.”
The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. The pessimist sees the glass is half empty. An engineer sees a glass is twice as big as needs to be.