December 14th Humor
* It had been a tough time to sell houses and real buyers were few and far between. The agent had a live one with preapproved financing walking around the property and smiling at nearly everything. They walked outside and she pointed out the nice lawn and the flowers and the shed at the back of the property. The client followed the agent as she opened the shed doors saying, “Look at all this space.” As she did, a mouse ran out of the shed followed quickly by a bigger rat, right across the prospects feet. The agent responded with, “And just think what a good time your cat will have here too.”
@ My husband gets so excited when he watches sports on TV. He thinks that if he yells he can help this team. When the score is close, he coaches the players from our living room, and if the game is really going badly, I have to get off the phone in case the coach calls looking for advice.
“Have you heard Hillary’s plan for immigration? She’s advocating what she calls a Smart Wall along the Mexican border. It will keep track of people using infrared cameras, remote controlled airplanes, and electronic devices. Yeah, that will work great — she couldn’t even keep track of Bill in the White House.”