December 16th Humor
* There was a couple in Hollywood that got married and then divorced and then shortly they remarried. The divorce just did not work out.
Sergeant Friday spat out the accusation: “You admit having broken into the same dress shop four times. What did you steal?” “A dress for my wife.” Friday countered, “Then why did you get back again and again?” The perp replied, “She made me change it three times.”
Q: Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke!