December 19th Humor
@ My cousin went to a furniture store to apply for a salesman job opening they had advertised. When he got there for the interview there were three people ahead of him. While they took their turns being interviewed he started talking to shoppers and sold $2600 of furniture. He got the job.
@ Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped the shoe onto one woman’s foot, the end of my tie got caught beneath her heel. Unaware of my predicament, she stood up and started walking toward the mirror. For a few seconds, I found myself crawling along the floor beside her trying to get her attention. “Look Martha”, her friend said. “He wants to go home with you.”