December 29th Humor
@ Sam showed up at a revival meeting seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,'” he tells the preacher. The preacher calls him up to the front and puts his fingers in the Sam’s ears and prays and prays and prays. When he is done praying, he asks Sam, “How is your hearing now?” “I don’t know,” says Sam. “I don’t go to court until next Tuesday.”
The 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital intensive care unit, suffering from a peptic ulcer and in shock from internal hemorrhaging. As intravenous lines were started in fluid infused his vital signs improved rapidly nurses dramatically announced his blood pressure readings as they started to climb from the shock level of 60 and increased to 70… 80… 90… there was no doubt about the patient’s successful recovery when, and midst of her calling out the numbers, he suddenly yelled, “when it gets to 110, sell.”
President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they’re gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.