December 30th Humor
@ The Beatles sang “All you need is love” and then they broke up.
# Watching television make me feel really insecure. I found out that our highways are not safe, our houses are not safe, and the public parks are not safe. There is good news though my underarms are completely protected.
The big football player was being entertained at his girlfriend’s home. At dinner, as he was just finishing his third plateful, he looked down and noticed the second fork next to his plate. “What’s that for?” He asked his girlfriend’s father. “That’s in case the first one breaks,” said the father.