Day: January 4, 2017

* Working as a stockman one of my least favorite jobs was cleaning up spills in the store. One time, I got paged to clean up at one of the registers. As I worked with my pail and mop I noticed a lady just staring at the whole procedure with a slight smile.   I asked her, “May I help you?”   ‘Oh, no” she said with a laugh, “I just love to watch men mop.”

# The young lady queried the doctor after her surgery. “Doctor will the scar show?” The doc replied, “That is entirely up to you.”

# Three surgeons were bragging about their skills.” A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said number one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.” “That’s nothing,” said number two, “A guy came to me with had both his legs cut off. I was able to put them back on and today that man is a marathon runner.” “I can top both of you,” said the third. “One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident in Amish country. There was nothing left but a horse’s posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate.”