January 5th Jokes
Warden: “I’m sorry. I find that we have kept you here a week too long.”
Convict: “That’s all right, sir. Knock it off the next time.”
A man brought his three sons aged 3 , 5, and 8 to the hardware store Saturday morning and walked around somewhat bewildered. I asked, “May I help you find something?” He responded, “I know I need something else, but I can’t remember, what it is.” Then he called his boys around him and asked, “OK guys, besides the bed and the bathroom door, what else did you break this week? ”
I’m trying to decide whether to have children or not to have them. My time is running out. I know I want to have them while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.