Day: January 6, 2017

@ “You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”

Did you hear about the $2500 Indian real economy car? It has an airbag you have to blow up yourself.

People were coming over and I was frantically trying to get the house ready and also driving my family crazy, barking out orders to pick up this, set up that, do not mess up the living room. While she was cleaning the kitchen, I realized I had pushed my daughter too far. “Mary,” I snapped at my 12-year-old, “where is the broom?” “I don’t know, mom,” she fired back. “Where did you put it when you landed?”