January 9th Jokes
*The society matron was distraught and sought consolation from her maid. “Marie, I believe my husband is having an affair with his secretary.” “Damn, I don’t believe it,” said the maid. “You’re just saying that to make me jealous.”
# I grew up in a non musical family, only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.
Upset Wife: “I should have listened to my mother when she warned me to never marry you.” Husband: “Good grief. I apologize. How I have misjudged that woman.”