January 10th Jokes
A courtroom exchange in a McKinney, Texas: DA: “I believe the law is common sensical and this case can be settled on common sense.” Defense lawyer: “Your honor I am going to object to that remark. I believe that the court will instruct the jury what the law is and common sense is no where in the law.”
Judge: “Objection sustained.”
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked inside of it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. “Hey,” I announced to the technician. “It’s open.” “I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she “beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for permission.”