January 11th Jokes
I’ve just published a ‘Do It Yourself’ book. It comes with blank paper and a free pen.
There was a young man who from his youth wanted to be a great writer. When asked what would make him a great writer, he responded, “I want to write something the whole world will read and something people will have a great emotional reaction to. What I write should make them scream, cry, holler, wail in desperation and anger.” Today he has achieved his goal, he writes error messages for Microsoft.
* A salesman rang the bell of a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?” The boy took the cigar out of his mouth flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”