January 17th Jokes
@ A man and wife were shopping and the woman insisted that he stop at the drug store so she could get some coloring for her hair. The hubby asked, “When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff and just let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?” She replied, “The day you are inaugurated.”
“You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day,” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”
@ My wife complains her hair has better body than I do.