January 18th Jokes

* An American was hit by a car in Australia. The ambulance took him to the hospital. When he came to, he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?”  She responded, “No, you were brought here yesterdie.”

@ Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.

My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have… So now, I’m just sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Wonder Woman