January 18th Jokes
* An American was hit by a car in Australia. The ambulance took him to the hospital. When he came to, he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?” She responded, “No, you were brought here yesterdie.”
@ Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.
My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have… So now, I’m just sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Wonder Woman