January 20th Jokes
# Women’s liberation will not have been achieved until a woman: can become paunchy and bald and still think she’s attractive to the opposite sex. Until we read about an absent minded woman driving away and forgetting her husband at the filling station. Until there are as many men as there are women rushing home from work to prepare dinner.
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
Trying to give better and personalized service at our hotel we would look at the visitor’s credit card and try to address them by name reading the credit card. One Sunday night we had a bunch coming in and the girl took the card got the last name and said, “Ok, Mr. Bell, your room will be on the second floor.” The visitor interrupted and asked, “Oh please, call me Taco.”