Day: January 24, 2017

* Four beer company presidents walk into a bar from an industry meeting. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender gives him a Corona. The guy from Budweiser says, “I would like the best beer in the world, give me the King of Beers, a Budweiser.”, the bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I want the only beer with made with Rocky Mount Spring water,” he gets his Coors. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a tea.” The bartender is a little taken aback but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The Guinness president replies, “I thought since you guys were not drinking beer and neither would I.”

@ The boy scout leader gave instructions to his troops going on a camp out. “If you get lost at night, let the sky be your guide. Walk towards the glow in the sky that will be the closest shopping center.”

An older woman walked into the bank and sat down with the branch manager. She said, “I would like to talk about a loan.” The manager smiled and said, “Great, how much can you give us?”