January 26th Jokes
I grew up in a non musical family only one of our five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or in the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.
@ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Then later, I continued reeading and he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.” “What happened to beautiful?” I asked him. “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.
After the dentist finished examining the women woman’s teeth he says, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but I’m going to have to drill a tooth.” The woman says, “No, I’d rather have a baby.” “It’s up to you,” the dentist replies, “make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”