February 3rd Jokes
* Tax Reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.
@ As we walked around the amusement park we stopped to watch the caricature artist work. A fiftyish woman commented when the young man charged $25 for a portrait, “Twenty Five dollars just to have someone draw my wrinkles.” The young man turned and studied her face for a moment, then replied, “I don’t see any wrinkles.” She immediately sat down and had her $25 portrait drawn.
Nobody likes taxes, but they’ve been around forever. Taxes date back all the way back to the year one, when baby Jesus was visited by two wise men and an IRS agent, who demanded half the family’s frankincense.