February 6th Jokes
@ The phone rang at the National Weather Service where I was a meteorologist, and the caller asked what the wind chill factor would be at the current temperature of 0°F plus a wind of 60 miles an hour. I explained that we did not have any wind now to cause a windchill. ” I know that,” she said. “My husband just drove his motorcycle down the Thruway at 60 miles an hour and now I’m desperately trying to thaw him out in the kitchen.”
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music.
New York Mayor DiBlasio was bit by weather-forecasting groundhog Staten Island Chuck. When the attending physician was asked if there should be concern about infection, he replied, “No, Chuck will be fine.”