February 8th Jokes
# Why are violins smaller than violas? Because they’re really the same size, but the violinist had bigger heads.
@ My wife, Diane, was chatting with her brother, Charles, a business executive who had retired last year. While discussing the joys of his new leisure time, Charles remarked that he had been compelled to give up skiing, a sport he enjoyed for many years. “Afraid of injuries?” Diane asked. “Well, now I am,” he responded. “Before, I could drag a cast into work and still do my job, but now I’d be messing up my golf game.”
“Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician.”
“Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can’t do both.”