Day: February 14, 2017

@ I work as a receptionist at a doctor’s office.  Last Valentine’s Day, I arrived there to find a mystery man pacing up and down holding a package. As I got out of the car, he declared warmly, “I have something for you.”  Expecting a present from my secret admirer, I excitedly ripped it open the bundle. It was a urine sample.

# It was fall harvest, so my brother and sister-in-law took their grandsons, Brandon and Connor to visit their first farm. Brandon and had never had a candy apple, so Nancy bought one for him.  “Connor  would you like one?” She asked. “Say no,” Brandon whispered to his brother after taking a bite. “There’s a real apple in there.”

Louise came home and found Henry stalking around with a flyswatter. “Did you get any yet,” she asked. “Yep,” Henry answered. “Two males and a female. “How could you tell?” “Well,” said Henry, “two were on a beer can and one was on the telephone.”