Day: February 17, 2017

* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

@ A woman made a right hand turn from the left lane and collided with another car. The driver of the other car angrily asked “Why lady didn’t you signal you were going to turn. She did not hesitate for a moment and answered, “Mister, I always turn here.”

Once there was a wise guy that tried to get into a fancy dance club without a tie. The bouncer told him the rules required him to be wearing a tie or he would not be admitted. So the guy went out to his car and found a set of jumper cables and tied them around his neck. He stood defiant in front of the bouncer and waited for his admission. The bouncer said, “OK, you can come in, but don’t start anything.”