February 22nd Jokes
@ As my four year old son rode in the shopping cart he spotted a squirt gun that he had to have. He begged and pleaded with me to buy him the gun. I told him the gun was too easy to break and that we could find a better one at the next store. Jamal was not to be denied. The four year old whined and wheedled to get the squirt gun and he would be quiet, I gave in and bought him the squirt gun. We were just getting out of the car at home when Jamal dropped the gun and it shattered when it hit the pavement. I said, “See, what did I tell you, now the gun is broken.” Jamal looked up at me and said, “You shouldn’t listen to me. I am just a kid.”
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think is farther away Florida or the moon?” The other blond turns and says, “Hellooooo, can you see Florida?” .
I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!