February 24th Jokes
* I had a Jewish baby delivery: they knocked me out at the first pain and didn’t wake me up until the hairdresser showed.
Today we spend $80,000 for a school bus to pick up the kids right at the front door so they don’t have to walk to school. Then we spend $1 million to build a gym at school so the kids can get some exercise.
Anthropologists have discovered a 15 billion year old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They’re not sure what they think it may be the remains very first hockey player.