February 23rd Jokes
* A man was complaining of insomnia. “Even counting sheep is no good. I counted 10,000, sheared them, combed the wool, and it spun into cloth, made it into suits, took the suits into town and lost $21 on the deal. So I haven’t been able to sleep for a week.”
@ A lady visited a dermatologist complaining of a skin rash. She told the doctor she had the rash for some time now. The Doc asked, “Have you been treated for this rash before?” “Yes, by my druggist.” “And what kind of foolish advice did the druggist give you?” “He told me to come and see you.”
A frog called a psychic hotline and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” “Great!” the frog exclaimed. “Will I meet her at a party or something?” No,” the psychic said. “next semester in biology class.”