February 27th Jokes
* “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?” “Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”
@ If God had wanted us all to vote, He would have given us better candidates.
A solicitor at the door explained the Leaning Tower of Pisa was leaning more than ever and was in danger of collapse. “So we are getting together to have the government spend money to save it.” “How are you going to do that?” I asked. “We are going to get a bunch of people to stand outside government buildings and chant: “Pisa, Pisa, Pisa.” “So what do you want me to do?” “All we are saying is give pisa chants.”