March 28th Jokes
# A young woman came to the doctor’s office and when it was her turn to see the doc the staff reported they could not find her previous records.They even searched the store room records. Trying to help she said, “I just got married, they could be in my mating name.”
@ While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”
Weightlifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone. One guy had so much testosterone in him that he classified as an Russian woman.