March 29th Jokes
* My two sons, who are 6’8″ tall, consume a tremendous amount of food and drink. Out to dinner one night in one of our favorite eateries which has a policy of free refills on beverages, my older son was keeping the waitress very busy. As the harried waitress came to the table and put the ninth refill in front of my son, she asked, “can I get you an IV?”
# Some Georgia boys went to Minnesota to go ice fishing, after setting up the tent, they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the cord on the chainsaw they heard a voice from above, “There are no fish under this ice.” When they pulled the starter cord again the same voice and tone said, “There are no fish under this ice.” “Is that you God,” asked the Texan. “No, this is the rink announcer, there are no fish under this ice.”
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?” The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”