March 30th Jokes
* To qualify for an “Are you smarter than a fifth grader” type contest there was an entry exam. One of the questions was: “What is the oldest desert in the world?” The man’s answer was “apple pie.”
@ My husband was just coming out of the anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital. I was sitting at his bedside when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.” I asked, “What happened to beautiful?” “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.