March 6th Jokes
@ Sheldon: “I understand you have been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think that has helped you?” Lloyd: “It certainly has, only a few weeks ago when the phone rang I was afraid to answer it. Now I go right ahead and answer the phone whether it rings or not.”
A Canadian veterinarian has devised an intelligence test for dogs. You send him $12.99 and then your dog is smarter than you.
I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road on my bike. Then a woman was driving very slowly uphill, honking her horn and shouting at me: “PIG! PIG!!”. I flipped her the finger and shouted back “BITCH! COW!!”….Then I collided with the pig!