April 5th Jokes
Before a major college basketball game between two top 20 teams, one student nudged another and said, “Look at that player. I wonder what’s the matter with him? He looks so depressed.” “Haven’t you heard?” said his team mate. “It’s because his father is always calling him for money.”
What do you get when you cross LeBron James and a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball.
A young man was applying to join Starfleet: “Where were you born?” asked the recruiting officer. “Earth, sir.” “What part?” “All of me, sir.”