April 28th Jokes
You think so much of your old golf game that you don’t even remember our wedding day” she complained. He rebutted, “Of course I do, my dear, it was the morning I sank that 30 foot putt on #17 at Grey Hawk.”
Two sailors were adrift on a raft of planks from their sunken ship. They were sunburned, hungry and tired and had given up hope of rescue. One got on his knees and began to shout a prayer. “Oh Lord, I have been worthless in my life. I have been unkind to my wife. I have abandoned my children and lived sinfully, but If you will save me, I promise…” Just then the other sailor shouted, “Hold it, Don’t get carried away, I think I see land.”
I was with a girlfriend as she renewed her drivers license. Since the last renewal, she had lost 20 pounds, dyed her hair blonde was wearing contacts Instead of glasses. Because she was getting married in a few days she gave the motor vehicle clerk her new last name and her new address. After recording all these changes, the clerk looked up. “Is all of this a coincidence?” he asked, “or have you entered the witness protection program?”