May 9th Humor
* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything, The cable repairman.
The Cleveland Indians are 15-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.
Husband: “Why do you weep and sniffle over those actors on TV telling imaginary stories of people you never met?” The wife replied, “For the same reasons you yell and scream at the TV when somebody you do not know scores a touchdown.”