Day: May 12, 2017

East Coast Residents: As a media professional, I assure you it’s OK to stand outside in a hurricane as long as you’re holding a microphone.

# While visiting someone at the hospital I noticed that most of the young nurses had apple pins on the lapels of their uniforms. Curious, I asked one of the attractive young girls what the pins were for. She explained, “Those pins are just to keep the doctors away.”

* A man entered a Baltimore, Maryland, branch of Signet bank, walked straight to the teller, and handed her a note. The note demanded money and the teller as trained, gave the robber the cash without any static. She then set off the silent alarm that rings the local police station. The robber took the money and wanting to see how much he had snagged, walked over to a nearby counter and began counting his haul. He was still in the process of tallying his take when police took him away.