May 18th Humor
# Wending his way through the office cubicles my son Mike spotted one of his employees playing a video game on the computer. “Why aren’t you working?” Mike asked him. The employee had an excellent excuse: “I didn’t see you coming.”
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she “beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger
without asking for permission.”
Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people look good until they start to talk.