May 19th Humor
My 93 year old grandmother was in the hospital briefly and when she got out she told me she was thinking about changing doctors. She said, “I have been going to this doctor for 40 years now and I am not getting any healthier.”
% Two bums sat under a tree and discussed the reasons they became bums. The first man said, “I am the guy who would never listen to anyone.” He second bum said, “Shake partner, I am the man who followed everyone’s advice.”
# The man was studying the menu when she came over to take his order. “Do have frog legs?” he asked. “No” she replied, “It’s my arthritis that makes me walk this way.”