May 30th Humor
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think his farther away Florida or the moon?” The other Blond turns and says “Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”
* Our neighbors came back from vacation to find three weeks of newspapers scattered around their yard, even though they had called and cancelled the paper before they left. The customer service clerk explained, “It appears you have not paid your bill since June. The computer cut you off the first of July. Since you are not listed as a subscriber, there is no way I could stop delivery of the paper.”
What is a hard drive?
A hard drive is driving across country with my wife, three kids and a dog.