May 31st Humor
# John Smith had the misfortune to be a witness to an armed robbery. The police came and began to take statements. The investigating officer approached him and asked his name. He answered “John Smith”. The cop replied, “Cut the comedy and give me your name.” “All right,” John replied put me down as Winston Churchill.” The cop said, “That’s more like it, you cannot pull that John Smith crap on me.”
My school was so tough, that the kids had school pictures taken, one from the front and one from the side.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.