May 5th Humor
% A tourist was driving through Jackson Hole, Wyoming and saw some ranch hands driving cows along the highway. One of cowboys wore a baseball cap. The curious greenhorn woman pulled up alongside the cowboy and asked, “Why aren’t you wearing a cowboy hat?” “Well ma’am,” said the cowboy, tugging on the hat’s brim, I didn’t want to look like a truck driver.”
Driving down a winding country road, a woman came upon a youth running hard, with three huge dogs snarling at his heels. The woman screeched her car to a halt to open the door and said, “Get in, Get in.” “Thanks,” gasped the young man. “You’re terrific. Most people won’t offer me a ride when they see I have three dogs.
* Each year Army reserve officers from every walk of life soldier during their two-week annual training. As an active duty officer during one such training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina was having trouble getting a lesson across to a reservist. “Look,” I said, “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to get this right.” They Reservist stopped looked straight at me and replied, “but I am a rocket scientist.”