Day: June 13, 2017

Two men were sitting in a doctor’s office. “What were you in here for? Asked the first man.  “Circumcision,” came the reply. “I had one of those done the day after I was born,” the first man commented. “Afterward, I couldn’t walk for a year.”

In Canada , we have two seasons…six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.

* The pool of potential jurors was facing questions from the attorneys and the judge. As they went through the gang the judge asked one man, “If you were picked for this jury, do you think you could follow the instructions?” The man responded.” Yes sir, I have been married for 40 years.”