June 19th Humor
As a working mother I rarely had the time to prepare homemade meals. So one rainy weekend I decided to make chicken stew. I cooked and boned the chicken, I peeled and cut up the vegetables and added them slowly to the pot of simmering herbs and spices. Just before dinner my daughter came into the kitchen and sampled the stew. “Wow, Mom.” She said. “If you close your eyes and taste this, you’ll swear it came out of a can.”
The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals hired a new secretary and the boss spent the first hour explaining the routine around the office and what would be expected of the young lady. He finished by saying, ” If you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask.” A few minutes later she sheepishly slinked into his office and asked, “Is it all right if I swat a fly?”
@ This morning I read an article that said watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder, it also said that watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder.