June 21st Humor
# I can’t get over the price of cigarettes. Yesterday I bought a carton and told the clerk I was sorry all I had was a $100 bill. He said, “That’s all right, you can pay me the rest tomorrow.”
I have always been confused when I hear the phrase professional women, are there any amateurs?
One farmer was the owner of beautiful prize jerseys cows. A stranger admired the animals browsing on the hillside and drove around to the farmer and asked, “How much would you take for your cow?” The farmer scratched his head for a moment and then asked, “Are you a tax assessor or has she been killed by the railroad.”