June 26th Humor
I’m a tall guy whenever I’m in the supermarket, people ask me to get things off the top shelf for them. I don’t mind, but it’s not like I can drop something on the floor and ask a short person to get it for me. I can’t go, “Hey, can you get it for me. You’re closer to the ground.”
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
A senior dowager aboard a cruise ship was not impressed by the lively jazz band blasting their horns in one of the shipboard restaurants. When her waiter came around, she asked, “Will they play anything I ask?” “Of course, madam!” replies the waiter. “Then tell them to go play shuffleboard!”