June 28th Humor
At the harvest Festival in church, the area behind the pulpit was piled high with canned food for the old age pensioners. We had collected it going from door to door most of it came from old age pensioners.
On the first day of an American history class at Purdue University in Indiana the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name 10 of those rights. When the student made no response, the professor said, “All right name five,” still the student said nothing. Finally the exasperated teacher begged him. “just name one right you have as a civilian.” To a room full of laughter, the young man replied “I have the right to remain silent.”
@ The hostess was trying to cajole her guests into providing some entertainment for their next party and asked, “Is there any instrument you can play John?” John answered, “Not away from home.” “Oh,” she impetuously asked, “What instrument do you play at home?” John muttered, “Second fiddle.”