June 30th Humor
@ One day I walked up behind my wife of 19 years and whispered into her ear, “I love you.” Without saying a word, she went over and marked it on the calendar.
Sally and her boyfriend broke up. Before long she heard that her ex boyfriend was going out with Sue. One day she and Sue met. Sue proudly announced that Sally’s ex had asked her to marry him. “Uh-Oh,” Sally replied, “I was afraid he would do something desperate.”
One middle aged woman was talking to another on the telephone: “I ran into an old friend from high school the other day. She looked marvelous. She had not gained an ounce; she didn’t have a single wrinkle, so I ran into her again.”