June 5th Humor
* “What happened to that boyfriend of yours Joan”? “Oh Ginger, he lost all his money in the stock market. That’s too bad, You must feel sorry for him.” “I do, he will miss me terribly.”
One proud mother said, “My daughter is so smart she walked when she was eight months old.” “You call that intelligent?” Challenged her companion, “When my daughter was that old she let us carry her everywhere.”
A banker approaches the pearly gates sweating and struggling with a very heavy suitcase. St. Peter greets him and says “Set down the suitcase and, come on in.” “No way,” barks the banker, “I have to bring it in with me.” “What could possibly be in the suitcase that is so important you brought it into eternity with you?” asked Peter. The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks. Saint Peter’s jaw drops open and he asks, “You brought pavement?”