June 2nd Humor
A group of scientists have started attaching sensors to sharks to help predict hurricane intensity. They’re hoping the information they gather will save enough lives to offset the number of lives lost attaching sensors to sharks.
@ A gravitationaly enhanced woman struggled to make her way up the stairs to get into the city cable car. She looked at the man waiting behind her and snapped, “If you were a man you would help me into this car” He responded, “If you were half a woman you would not need any help getting on this bus.”
I was walking through an Iranian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on. I said, “I see you won your appeal!”