July 10th Humor
@ Prof. asked his class, “What is the difference between electricity and lightning?” A student replied, “We don’t have to pay for lightning.”
A week before the Champions League final a few years ago there was an ad in a local newspaper which said: “Local man offers marriage to any woman that has tickets to the Champions League final. Those interested must send in photo of the tickets.”
Did you know Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz could have gone back home —- she did have a debit card with her. But there were no banks in Oz, that’s why she kept wandering, looking around, crying out “ATM! ATM!”