Day: July 11, 2017

@ A robbery duo in Michigan entered a music store and spasticly waved their pistols around. The first robber shouted, “Nobody move.” In a second, in the corner of his eye he noticed a motion, he turned and fired, shooting his fidgety partner.

“Well, old timer tell me please what do you attribute your great health to?”  The old Farmer leaned back and replied,  “I reckon I had a good start on most people because I was born before germs were discovered and thereby had a lot less to worry about.”

My husband and I often record TV programs and watch them later. One day my son and his expectant wife were over and my son asked, “If Judy goes to the hospital on Superbowl Sunday will you record it for me.” I protested that I don’t like football and I could not record the game. “No” he replied, “record the delivery.”