July 17th Humor
Chutzpah is a guy who will yell at the quarterback for not spotting receiver 45 yards away but then head to the parking lot and not be able to find his car.
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asks, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman asks, “Why?” The man replies, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”
# My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed for another flight, our aircraft was backed away from the terminal and we were directed to a new gate. We all found the new gate, only to discover a third gate had been designated for our plane. Finally, everyone got on board the right plane, the flight attendant announced: “We apologize for the delay. This flight is going to Washington, DC if your destination is not Washington, DC you should be deplaning at this time.” A moment later a red-faced pilot emerged from the cockpit, carrying his bag. “Sorry,” he said “wrong plane.”